Saturday, April 09, 2005

37. legal dept.

After Mr. Flavius' and Mrs. Tonia Geller's death at the ill-fated PortaFry's demonstration, Wind Co. was transferred to their sole heiress, Miss M&M Geller.
That's when things become fudgy. Ms. M&M was 19 years old, of full age; but due to the unruliness of her mental capacity, she had had a guardian prearranged – Mr. Jürgen T. Rex, that, as found later, was nothing but an illegal entity created from semantical patching - one of this fads which end up impairing so many families ("at least families with bad legal counseling", a junior lawyer added with a chuckle). That being the case, the spoil would be redistributed to Wind Co.'s lesser shareholders ponderately, and everything was running well along these lines, until a Death Reconsideration Injunction on Ms. Geller's death came up off an obscure colonial court. That froze up the proceedings. The Guru Inc. vs. Down jurisprudence tells us this is utterly feasible – the shareholder's conscience verified as perfectly preserved in "cryogenic, metamorphic, nanoeletronic means or in any other way that is invented later", in a moment preceding his or her death, is entitled to his or her same identity post obitum falsificandi, and full entitlement to everything the said person is entitled to.
What can you make out of such a situation? Can't you see, my dear colleagues?
The crazy bitch is not alone.

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