Wednesday, August 10, 2005

31.

Michæl was reading a nouveau roman taking place in Alpha Centauri when it came in an unsolicited original. They always did, but this one was by Oona Nani. Oona Nani was sending him ebooks. Oona Nani was important.
She sells shells. Michæl had an anaphylactic shock just as he read the title. He was found on the floor, shaking.
When he could speak again, he asked them to please put that ebook away from him. He needed a breath. Wow.
Isabel: You bullshitter.
Ina: Go to hell.

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